It has been made to my attention that several
hockey players and hockey fans may have been experiencing the early symptoms
of Puckarrhea. My sources for such information must be kept confidential
at this time. Puckarrhea is the name that I have called this latest sports
The Puckarrhea virus possibly could have originated
from a contaminated substance or container used to freeze hockey pucks. It
is quite feasible that an unknown liquid was was accidentally released into
the pucks, thus creating the puckarrhea germ. This is only one possible
explanation, but indeed, this needs to be explored in detail under strict
laboratory conditions. Too much hockey, either participation or spectator,
may also allow the explosion of mental diarrhea to occur.
It could also be possible that intimate contact
with the infected pucks are causing the newly developed puckarrhea outbreak
that is infesting hockey players and fans world wide.
The best relief, as of now, is too try to wean
the individual off hockey for just a few weeks until their sanity goes back
to normal. Please note that this assumes that the person in question is already
normal and may not work on the mentally dis-advantaged. I know that this
is going to be real hard for die-hard hockey fans, but it must be done.
Hopefully, I can receive funding to explore this phenomenon in more detail
and report back to you at that time.
PUCKARRHEA: a delusion of an explosion of
hockey pucks emitting out of a bodily orifice.
Early symptoms of Puckarrhea include:
dreaming of hockey pucks exploding
dreaming of being a hockey puck
seeing hockey pucks in your coffee
hearing noises emitting from puck